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Here's two wanking stories sent in by Bryan which I find particularly amusing.. poor fella...lol. I have only two wanking stories, neither of them particularly remarkable. Once when I was a kid and had just started wanking, I was sitting in my bedroom floor doing it when my Dad walked in. He just said, "Excuse me!" and turned around, shutting the door behind him. Needless to say, I couldn't finish after that, and wasn't good for much wanking for a long while after. Second story: I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. Her family was out. I wanted to fuck, but she said she could not get in the mood in her parent's house. So I leave her in her room, and I am frustrated as all hell. I go downstairs and I just can't get my mind off sex. Pretty soon I'm thinking, "This won't take long," so I get a box of tissues and drop my pants and lie down on the couch right there in her Mom and Dad's clean, pristine living room. I've got a good wank going on and all of a sudden, I hear the front door open. Now the living room is just off the entry way, so I haven't even got a split second. I jump off the couch like someone stuck me with a pin and I'm standing there with my pants around my ankles, my dick sticking out from under my tee shirt, when her mother turns from the doorway and looks into the room. "Oh!" She says "Oh my gawd!" I said stupidly, "I'm so sorry! My underwear got twisted..." "Oh my gawd!" she says again and runs upstairs, screaming for my girlfriend. They were both pretty pissed. Later, my girlfriend just thought it was funny, but it took awhile before that happened. We still dated, however, and eventually I was able to return to her parents' house, though they seemed unwilling to leave me alone in their home. Eventually, I married my girlfriend, and as my wife now, she still reminds me of that incident on frequent occasions. It's still difficult to have sex when we stay at her parent, but on the few occasions I've resorted to wanking I've done it in the bathroom or waited until lights out. Her mother seems to have put the incident out of her mind, but I'll never forget it as long as I live. |
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What the fuck are you doing down here are you bored ~ read this, it should cheer you up.. |
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"Roy's Wierd Dirty Story - one swear word repeated - can u find it.."
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There was wet amateur slutty housewives who couldn't spell amature. Most were nasty, and always cheating they liked to contact strangers for fucking. They would shag wearing stockings then get covered in jizz often without even removing their cotton thingios. One wife had thigh highs on but was otherwise naked and a bit of a bean flicker. Her love juice flowed when he gagged her and pulled her panties aside and offered a free blowjob to anyone who wanted to cum.
They were shagging everywhere the slappers. Some were bald teenage babes with a juicy pussy and jpg pictures being given for free. Definitely exhibitionists using a dildo it was gross; messy facials always happened and one with beef curtains that gave men a hardon when they saw her showing a 34a cup. Often their fanny was real hairy as their husband liked it and they are into exhibitionism wearing suspenders with a bare ass all tied up letting their girlfriends get dirty; or a housewife size 36b from the uk who's clitoris showed because she was a voyeur. He liked to see Wifey with her small breasts get them out for british teens who are always whacking off and saying bitch. Of course, tits and nudity outdoor with toys made your japs eye go funny. nude sex playing with lips that went yellow on the boot like something from the pages of a pics mag. That slut and her girls pussies made other wives horny and couples too. A 38DD lesbian told this pervert to eat pussy real quick. All are into swinging, some were hairy arsed women who pulled your banjo string. I saw teens with their young bodies who were casual and big on the idea of letting British bacon out. Some nipples hurt and the shaved cunt stung as well as the naked bellend that the brunette sucked. My lezbo pictures with wives whose guys must have been arse bandits. I tell you, a 40dd deepthroat followed by a backscuttle in the pub car park was voyeurism and showing off for the showoffs who meant it. Some sloppy creampies messed up the vibrator and that belly was covered in it. This motherfucker had a wank and said where can I find redhead wives who fuck their neighbour. I told him to download, the wanker who had boyfriends and boys whose mothers wore handcuffs for husbands. Naughty boys those English with a hardon very big and dd dicks stuttering sluts that the hun's fat nine inch men couldn't handle. Obscene hunks messing with a clit with their six packs and stiff cock. No swingers were shirt lifters or suckers but exhibitionists playing wanky biscuit and tossing over firm butts and flat chests or some fat slapper who committed adultery next door, the horny slag. My twat hurt after the cumshots on the swing where I showoff to other gay readers. My pissflaps made them horny and stockings I did doggy style and tried to swollow. A dirty time made me feel slutty not bored covered in sperm at home in the UK. On The Hun I saw sticky bellies after wankers did a blonde in a g string. Some ugly, some babes with nice pubes who ended up puffy after the readers bite and clamped their nipples.. |
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